So the story of the shark tee stems from my longtime love of vintage/kitschy 80s movies tees. (NB: This means pre-Givenchy. I know, I know, ahead of the game). Cue: Gremlins, Jaws, Nightmare on Elm Street. That shit gets me weak in the knees. I had for some time contemplated jumping on the Jaws bandwagon but the t-shirts were just too PG - no slobber, no gore. I actually found this one on a website called Aussie Things, dedicated to selling merchandise that's, well, Aussie. And whaddya know? It's Shark Week.